And I won't even address the "total success" fallacy...
Still, if only I'd chosen to attend my recent high school reunion. I'd have found out directly -- and not second-hand -- that I was much lusted after by the geeks. Who knew--?!
In high school, you were acing AP classes or hanging out in the computer lab.
You may have been a bit of a geek back then, but now you're a total success!