Top Five Movies inexplicably (well, in some cases, explicably) unavailable from Netflix (Why five? So sue me, I've been reading High Fidelity and it's gotten to me, alright?):

1. Legend of Billie Jean
   Frighteningly enough, not out on DVD, but at least did have a video release
   
   
2. Matinee
   1993 film starring John Goodman--which I haven't seen :<!--which is out on DVD, but Netflix doesn't carry it
   
   
3. Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains
   Not out on DVD or video--what gives?! (OK, yeah; I've ranted about this before)
   
   
4. The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh
   Another title not out on DVD--although at least ESPN Classic showed it a couple months ago!
   
   
5. Hail the Conquering Hero
   Not yet out on DVD--but if Miracle of Morgan Creek was released, it just can't be far behind!